Original Song: “Thirty”

🎤 Recorded: Aug. 4, 2025

📝 Lyrics

A man thought his house was haunted
He kept seeing impossible things
Like his ex-wife in the doorway
His son sprouting feathered wings

He called the authorities
He called the church
He wrote a letter to his landlord
The exorcist showed up first

But all of the experts and gizmos
Couldn’t move his ex from his bed
His son hid from the landlord
But stayed a demon in the man’s head

And all the time he would hear screaming
But he couldn’t find the source of the sound
And when he went to the bar to drink it away
He’d get kicked out for bein’ too loud

He’d wake up sick, clutchin’ her tight
Hopin’ this all was a trick of the light
But at the same time
Wishin’ he was thirty again
Wishin’ he was thirty again

And all the time he would hear screaming
But he couldn’t find the source of the sound
And when he went to the bar to drink it away
He’d get kicked out for bein’ too loud

He’d wake up sick, clutchin’ her tight
Hopin’ this all was a trick of the light
But at the same time
Wishin’ he was thirty again
Wishin’ he was thirty again